I just sacrificed my evening ...for the sake of my stupid sister.
Letting this little jackass use my car ..as I stay …
Home.
Man, quit fagging up my phone line ..
If I hang up on you … take that L and get the fuck on.
Don’t call me back, like General Cornball Wallace …hoping to catch me in the midst of saying “Fuck you” or something disrespectful …and try to bang on me by hanging up ‘cause I just introduced you to President Dial Tone. You’re real sassy for that move, hoss.
If I hang up on you, don’t call me back.
Hell, delete my motherfucking number.
Or shit …act like you forgot I existed, cocksucka.
I want to kick someone in the face.
Like, tonight is THE night.
I’m going to go get twisted or something later.
I am thankful for black people and their cotton picking abilities.
(via dustydgaf)
I hope all the blacks reblog this.
real talk....
all this “im thankful for” shit yall postin
is cool and all….
but how come i never seen it till today?
you niggas only thankful when you told you should be….





